Everyone wants a piece of our Cricket “Vice Captain” WARNiE (the Sulphur Crested Cocky).

Get a life…

I don’t want to know about WARNiE or anybody’s sex life, that’s their business.

Anyway, WARNiE knows what he is doing, a healthy society is one that practices sex with good humour and often.

Probably this is a POM plot. A vain attempt to try and keep the Ashes maybe?

Phat Chance POMS — after all you can’t beat our WARNiE at sledging and you will need more than a bit of luck to beat us again at The Ashes, with or without the participation of Our Vice Captain.