A Campbelltown Sydney NSW Suburb resident, who did not wish to be named, had this to say about The Blair Witch Athol.

I am sick and tired of this, Property Price Schadenfreude is unAustralian. Who said Aussie McMansions are overpriced and an unproductive investment?

All those rooms are ideal for the production of Hemp; a green plant that just gobbles up CO₂ and a natural fiber that is in great demand.

Besides, I am battling to make my No Doc. Repayments!

Those Nazis just want to ruin me and my wife has now run off with a Coal Miner.

However, a spokesman for The Crime Authority had this to say.

Green – There is not one solar panel in sight! It is also alleged that these people were siphoning electrical power and water. This is what you’d call a cash crop, they may be avoiding their taxes.

This industry is clearly unsustainable.